streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
there's an obvious joke in here somewhere
So today I came home and realised I had left my keys elsewhere. So I broke into my house. Cool. I've been spending the last hour trying to find something to start my car with, but to no avail - and Google tells me that hot wiring my car is a bad idea, so I'm gonna leave that for another time.
What criminal skills do you have? Or, what skills do you have that would make you a good criminal?
Look out office stationery cupboards of the world!
If I work there, I will slowly clean it out without anybody noticing.
Wait, two Australians talking about their criminal life...No surprised there.
Apparently I look intimidating when I'm wearing a beanie. Also very frustrated and prone to rushing into decisions which is a plus if you're into robberies and that kinda thing. And I can run decently. All of these would make me a proper thug.
But I could also totally be the criminal mastermind as I have the organization skills and the devious plans to pull it off and I like to sip fine wine while I explain my entire plan to whatever hero trying to stop me.
Too bad about that sense of ethics and moral compass
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
They always say that criminals return to the scene of a crime, that's why we have so many Australians in the UK...
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I could never hot wire a car, or rob a bank. Give me a blank check, and I'll work miracles.
Also, I think I would make a good prostitute. I'm good at loving people a long time.
I could be a deadly assassin, I'm totally silent when I walk places. People never know I'm around until they see me in front of them.
It's a curse really, always scaring people...
I guess no one would ever expect me
I plead the fifth.
I'm a lawyer.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
You're on the team.Originally Posted by Raistlin
The joke writes it self. An Australian inquiring about criminal activities. Stop stealing my potted plants, Jiro!
You'll be amazed how long my wrap sheet is.
(SPOILER)
"Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen, again and again. It has to happen. Nice night. Miami is a great town. I love the Cuban food. Pork sandwiches. My favorite. But I'm hungry for something different now."
What skills do I have that would make me a good criminal? Role playing Dexter Morgan.
Do you also leave your cell phone ringer on when you're trying to kill people?
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