Curly is mine.

Whenever I get a role, a certain director refers to me as "Curly," which is hardly a fitting name for such a fine actor such as myself.

Also, Mikey. I refuse to, under any ciurcumstances, be called "Mikey". Mike is not acceptable either.

Either Michael, des Lauriers, Laddy, or Sex Prince From The Abyss. Those are the only acceptable titles for me.

Anyway, nicknames!