Embarrassing Nicknames

[Shorty]

My best friend calls me Sarah Seamonster.

One of my sisters calls me Petey. It started because I was calling her a fiend one day when we were little and wouldn't stop. She said that if I didn't stop calling her a fiend she'd call me a boy's name. We both refused to stop calling eachother names so now we're Petey and Fiendy. The other two sisters call me Sawah, Sawey and any other sort of baby-talk version of my name that you can think of.

My mom and dad used to call me Mookie Blaylock after the basketball player when I was itty bitty. I guess they found his name so hilarious that they started calling me by it. Now my mom has just shortened it to Mookie. I'm not sure if that's better or worse.

Recent development: I didn't know it was a basketball player's name until o_O told me not too long ago when we were talking about nicknames! He found it hilarious

[Mercen-X]

My mom calls me Juice. My ex-girlfriend referred to me as Comfy One because she always used me as her pillow. My grandmother calls me Piss due to a misunderstanding of my cousin's mispronouncing my name as a kid (it was Fess), she just thinks it funnier to say Piss.

[Formalhaut]

My nicknames are very disinteresting. My full name is Jordan Patrick O'Donnell Cleary, so I am called either:

Jordan
Jord
Cleary.

Actually, during Physical education classes in secondary school, we often played football, and my only hope for a position was defender. I'm not the best at football, but my only action as a defender was to hoof the ball skyward towards the other end. Because of my simple yet effective method of defending, my nickname during P.E was "Clear it Cleary". I found it quite endearing actually.