At first I thought cake but the more I think about it... I'm gonna have to go with pie. I've always had more of a savoury tongue but a pie can be both sweet and savoury. Cake you are stuck only with the sweet.

So for me, pie is the winner... due to it's versatility.

Pie, Pie, you are so versatile
Pie, Pie, oh how you make me smile
Cake, Cake, oh for goodness sake
You're just to sweet for me to take...

For oral pleasure and tongue parties galore
A pie will always leave you wanting more
The sweetness of cake is always second best
Unless it's a cream one you can rub on your chest...

PIE! Ooohhhhh PIE!
Run my tongue over your pastry, MY, OH MY!
PIE! Ooohhhhh PIE!
You are the applie pie of my EYE!!!!!

Pie...


~ Bubba - Dec 2012