RHCP - Scar Tissue:
"With bourbon, sh*t is a lovely view"

I have no idea who the artist is on this one because I heard it on the radio at a bar, but when I inquired about it on FB and LJ at the time, people were able to correctly identify it, and it became the basis for tGA's "Rimnerian Songs." Note that it is a female vocalist:

Every time we touch, I feel Stalin
Every time we kiss, I swear I'm a guy
Can't you feel Tom Hart? He's short.
Retry, fail, abort
Want you in my eye