I Went to a Christmas party on Saturday and we all played a white elephant game, and well lets just say over the past few years of hearing what people have given these are the best:

*half eaten hot dog
*a dead fish
*a pregnancy test (This year)
* a huge condom (This year)
* a bikini line shaver (this year)
*a vibrator
*a book on what to do when your expecting a child (this year)
I didnt get any of these. I did however get a humungous tube of sweetarts