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When I was 6-years-old, the only thing that rivaled my hatred of onions was that of peas. One time I literally sat at the dinner table for an hour and a half refusing to eat peas.

That Christmas, my grandfather thought he'd be brilliant and get a box the size of me (I was still wearing toddler-sized clothes at this point. I've always been tiny) and wrapped it so beautifully. Tons of bows.

In the smurfing bottom was a can of peas.

Can you guess what I got him for Christmas this year?

A Rolex?