Weird Gifts

[Laddy]

A few years ago, a girl with a massive crush on me got me a CD of Waylon Jennings' Greatest Hits.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Citizen Bleys]

I got my infant sister a Cthulhu plushie.

She thought it was a spider.

[krissy]

i have a vibrating 'back massager' sitting on my bookcase
from a group of friends

[Tigmafuzz]

Chlamydia.

[Værn]

My brother once gave me a piece of buttered bread in a ZipLoc bag for Christmas, with the wrapping paper encased in about a dozen layers of duct tape.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

I Went to a Christmas party on Saturday and we all played a white elephant game, and well lets just say over the past few years of hearing what people have given these are the best:

*half eaten hot dog
*a dead fish
*a pregnancy test (This year)
* a huge condom (This year)
* a bikini line shaver (this year)
*a vibrator
*a book on what to do when your expecting a child (this year)
I didnt get any of these. I did however get a humungous tube of sweetarts

[Chris]

My friends are dogs, so naturally they throw me their bones.

[Jinx]

A few years ago, a girl with a massive crush on me got me a CD of Waylon Jennings' Greatest Hits.

You promised you wouldn't tell!

[Bubba]

I did get a leopard-skin thong one year. I'm not adverse to wearing female clothing but this was a bit much.

Plus, my relationship with my Mum has deteriorated since then...

[Jiro]

*half eaten hot dog

I have also seen this given as a Christmas gift. It was, uh, wrapped, too.

[Jinx]

*half eaten hot dog

I have also seen this given as a Christmas gift. It was, uh, wrapped, too.

[Clo]

I still want a hula hoop.





/derp

[Faris]

Canadian Beer coin bank bottle... for 12-ish year old me. Even now that it is legal for me to drink, none of us drink beer in this house!

[Pike]

I straight up used to ask my parents for batteries every Christmas/Birthday when I was like seven years old.

I needed to power my electronics and we were poor so...