Crackers

[Jiro]

I got a mini stapler. Without any staples.

[Loony BoB]

Any food item containing a prize that isn't edible is banned in America since some idiot kids choked on the awesome Hercules toys that used to come in Wonder Balls.

Wait, after laughing with everyone else in this thread, I've suddenly stopped to think.

Who the hell considers a Christmas Cracker to be a food item!? I mean... are they taking the 'cracker' bit as literally as I did in my first post? Because, dude, just... wow.

[Aulayna]

Update: My oversized plastic paperclip broke when I used it clip paper.

Verdict: Unimpressed.

[Shlup]

This thread makes me sad for at least three different reasons. Mostly because I love prizes. ;_;