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    Default Crackers

    I got the best prize in my cracker this afternoon, a little fold away fan, which is doing the best job at wafting away any rogue farts the dogs are passing my way.


    What did you get in your cracker?


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    I.. uh..

    What?

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    Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil, Starch, Tomato Powder, Cheese (Contains Milk), Salt, Milk Solids, Yeast, Sugar, Raising Agents (E341, E500), Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Colours (Paprika Extract, Turmeric), Vegetable Extract (From Soy), Emulsifiers (E322 From Soy), Spice, Food Acids (E330, E260), Natural Flavour, Antioxidants (E306 From Soy, E304), Mal Extract (From Barley). May contain traces of egg, nut and sesame.
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    Kids these days.

    I got a hat, a small green 2D car, and a joke that I do not remember.



    4444444444 4 4 444 44 4

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    I am American.

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    Oh those things? I haven't done one this year, but the little toys and jokes in them can be mildly amusing. Plus the pops are always good to freak out the animals.

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    Is it sad that I have absolutely no idea what those are?

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    Any food item containing a prize that isn't edible is banned in America since some idiot kids choked on the awesome Hercules toys that used to come in Wonder Balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faris View Post


    Kids these days.

    I got a hat, a small green 2D car, and a joke that I do not remember.
    I thought these were just fireworks or something? You know, like... firecracker? ...no?

    *quietly leaves thread*

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    Something is deeply wrong in America.

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    I don't know how to deal with this thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    Any food item containing a prize that isn't edible is banned in America since some idiot kids choked on the awesome Hercules toys that used to come in Wonder Balls.


    No kinder eggs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flaming Ice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    Any food item containing a prize that isn't edible is banned in America since some idiot kids choked on the awesome Hercules toys that used to come in Wonder Balls.


    No kinder eggs?
    NOPE.

    LAND OF THE FREE RIGHT HERE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post

    NOPE.

    LAND OF THE FREE RIGHT HERE.

    Heh..they're everywhere over here.....


    "On January 10, 2011, it was reported that a Kinder egg was seized from a woman's car during a random inspection while entering the United States from Canada. She was informed that bringing the egg into the United States could result in a $300 fine. In June 2012 the potential fine per egg was quoted as US$2,500.
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    Pretty hefty fine......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flaming Ice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post

    NOPE.

    LAND OF THE FREE RIGHT HERE.

    Heh..they're everywhere over here.....


    "On January 10, 2011, it was reported that a Kinder egg was seized from a woman's car during a random inspection while entering the United States from Canada. She was informed that bringing the egg into the United States could result in a $300 fine. In June 2012 the potential fine per egg was quoted as US$2,500.
    [16]"



    Pretty hefty fine......
    Just like they are in the rest of the civilized world. I can't believe customs threw a fit over some delicious candy!

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