For it is a sad day when he has no booze.
Or anyone.
This is a thread dedicated to the christmas boozeless.
Cheers to you!
A drink for Balzac, the booze-less member!
For it is a sad day when he has no booze.
Or anyone.
This is a thread dedicated to the christmas boozeless.
Cheers to you!
I'll restock in less than twenty-four hours.
In the mean time, a drink for Jowy as well!
Like I said on irc, I'll probably get some tomorrow, which is actually today for me :/
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
But there is still a brief time in which we shall morn the lack of booze. While it may be brief, tis still a time of sadness.
here's to you, ballsack
Originally Posted by Fynn
i cant find the drunk thread so this will do!
~*Fizzgig*~
Suckers. There are like nineteen bottles of alcohol in this house.
That sounds like a challenge that needs to be conquered.
And that explains why you called me at ONE IN THE MORNING.
I'm boozeless by choice
There is a huge stash of old alcohol that my parents never drank and several bottles of Crown Royal that my dad has yet to get to. I have many many options at all times
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And that explains why you called me at ONE IN THE MORNING.
She called me at 6:30am :O
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
IM SORRY! Next time I'm turning off my phone and hiding each piece around the house.
~*Fizzgig*~
I'm drunkless every day of my life. Never been drunk in my 25 years.
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I forgot to drink any alcohol.
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