Macdonalds tastes pretty much the same everywhere. Though I have to say the Macdonalds in Chorlton, South Manchester appears to be staffed by Uruk-hai Assassins...
Me: "Do you have any apple pies?"
Uruk points to cherry pies
Uruk: "What about them? They're freessssshhhhh!!!!"
Me: "erm... no thanks. Why don't you have any Big Macs?"
Uruk: "We've had nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!!"
Me: "Ah right, no worries. What's on the deluxe burger?"
Uruk: "Man flesh."
There's a shout from the kitchen "Big Macs are back on."
Uruk: "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!!!!"
Me: "Great, can I have some napkins with my meal?"
Uruk hands me some napkins...
Uruk: "THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING!!"