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    Default This is incredible!

    I got this email from this rich dude in Africa! He wants to be business partners. He has millions and millions in assets! All he needs is my bank account!

    Who else wants to get in on this deal? This is once in a lifetime.

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    ME! ME! Ooh, pick me! Please! I'll give him my bank and credit card details, just to be sure he has all the info he could ever want!

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    "hello, I am nigirian royaty and I need you to give me money. Please excuse the fact that I cannot spell nigerian... or royalty."
    Word/s.

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    Wow! I got one too!

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    god! I hope u're all being sarcastic, or I'll just definately loose hope in mankind

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    Wait, you guys have heard from this guy too!? He told me he contacted me in complete privacy! This is MY money! I was trying to help you out, but I change my mind now.

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    You're so mean I'm of course going to help the poor guy out.

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    Pffft, I don't want your dirty African money.
    Here, here.

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    Dude I'm crushed, I replied to that guy and he never replied back. And now my bank account is suddenly empty. What a crazy coincidence.
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    They ask for your phone number so they can discuss it further. I'm SO tempted to get them to call me. I'll ask him all about "Negraria".

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    If you actually get some million dollars... I'd be glad to help you take care of them.

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    Yeha, I did that. Gave them my details and now a nice man named Alfonso owns my house.

    YAY!

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    you could donate to the charity of boris. we help all underprivaliged boris' all over the world! all i need is all your details the deeds to your house and .............1 billion dollars!! *holds finger in Dr Evil manner*
    we boris' need all the help we can get as the species of borisium silliestia is nearly at extinction.
    help now and get a free eviction!

    http://vallejo.ural.net/
    http://www.boris-johnson.com/ heehee
    the last example is the worse case we've seen!! help us reunite the world of boris!!
    offer expires 12 /12/1978

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    Yes, he emailed me too, more than once. Unfortunately he never replyed after I told him I didn't have a credit card.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZeZipster
    Pffft, I don't want your dirty African money.
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    *hurls quarters at everyone else in thread*

    There's my donation.

    Oh, and that's "Nigerian". I like that country (for no logical reason), so spell it right! :jap:
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