Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post

Olive Garden is the restaurant you go to with distant family and in-laws. The food is for people who cum buckets over unlimited breadsticks and chewy faux-Italian food. It's also for people who watch Matlock and believe "fine dining" means "feel as awkward as possible while shoveling food into your mouth."
Quote Originally Posted by Faris View Post
Two words: BREAD STICKS

They are fansmurfingtastic with alfredo dip.
Hahahaha.