I went to Olive Garden about a month ago, for the first time in a good decade or so.

Good lord, the salad was the worst I've ever had, the breadsticks tasted like cardboard soaked in garlic salt, and the entre was a complete joke. A mediocre, nearly flavorless pasta, with the tinyest, most pathetic excuse for a chicken breast I've ever seen. The sauce on said chicken breast, I'll admit, was pretty good. Too bad the chicken breast was only about THE SIZE OF A FIFTY CENT PIECE! Seriously, they must have cut it off one of those cornish game hens or something because it was pathetic.

And the best part...this plate of soul crushing disappointment costed lik $25! I mean really!?!?

Yes, The Olive Garden is terrible, awful, overpriced, and absolutely horrible, and the people who continuously flock there need their tastebuds examined.