septum piercings on females.

[Shorty]

Never. If you're a girl who gets a septum...just, no.

Basically you're saying to the world you either a.) want to pound another girl with a strap-on or b.) be pounded by another girl with a strap-on.

And I mean, if that's what you want to convey, by all means. But you look like a dyke.

I find this pretty offensive and I think that you should refrain from using phrasing like this to express your distaste for other peoples' preferences.

I'd get one.