My Fellow brothers and sisters (and it),
For long we have blindly followed the false pope known as "theundeadhero", the unholy one's teachings are filled with nothing but deception and malice! He demand and never gives. He filled his ivory tower with riches and treasures while we rot and consume each other faeces as birthday cakes and urine as wedding wine!
The Pope's last sighting. Don in a shiny gold armor that is nothing but a small portion of his wicked ill gotten wealth.
But fret not, I have brought the words of Gobbledygook!
It is by the will of Gobbledygook that I lead you in this trying times! Fight against Oppression! Fight against Exploitation! Fight for something worth fighting in your life! Victory for not only our people! But for our species!!
The time for questioning is over! Rising from our slums, our caves, our toilet bowls, Psychotic's ass, we must all partake in this revolution. Gobbledygookism is the way and the life. Only together we can end the fascist tyranny! Today the sun rises to a new world and its new people, this is a new dawn!
Embrace your brothers and sisters and shed the bonds of fear! Follow me my children, follow me to the light! The teachings of Gobbledybook shall freed us from all suffering and pain! The Promised land awaits and together we shall ascend!
One Purpose!
One Vision!
Peace Thru POWER!
Peace Thru GOBBLEDYGOOK!!