This has already been said in the "This is awkward" embarrassing moments thread in GC, but I almost choked to death on a malteaser while watching a film. I no longer eat them during films

No, I don't actually eat much if I'm watching a film at home, just a drink, which is normally blackcurrant squash or coke/diet coke. When I go out and watch a film, I treat it more as a special occasion and buy popcorn and a drink. Nothing heavy.

Salted popcorn mind. None of this toffee or sweet crap. I like the feeling of my arteries coagulating as I eat