Well, this is awkward

[Shiny]

So this morning I was at my good friend's house having some home made waffles with her father, his fiance, her brother, and her aunt. Her little cousin who is only one years old walked over to me to greet me and she reached out like she wanted to be picked up, so I picked her up. Mind you I was wearing pajama pants and a not incredibly low v-neck. Well, when I picked her up, she grabbed my top down revealing my breast. My face has never been so red hot. D:

Needless to say it was very awkward, because I couldn't react quick enough to what was happening and the sitatuion was made worse by her dad going, "Well, you did say you'll be going to a nudist beach with my daughter right, so this is an early start! By the way sorry I was looking in that direction."

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Please tell me your equally horrifyingly awkward and/or embarrassing stories.

[Pumpkin]

I have a two year old son who has constantly done this to me. Often in public. Not to mention dropping stuff on my shirt while we're in public so I can't change immediately and I'm stuck with a giant orange stain on my shirt.

I was recently at a dinner being held in a restaurant with a lot of people where I apparently stepped on toilet paper on my way to the bathroom somehow and walked out of the room, while everyone was looking in my general direction as that was where someone was making a speech. I had like a long trail following me. I noticed it before I got into the bathroom but it was embarrassing although I'm not sure if anyone notices.

[Futan]

I broke my collarbone in junior high. I got in the bus after school. Bus was packed and I had to ask someone to move over. I had one arm in a sling and the other holding my bag. This was also before I believed in a lil thing called belts. So while I was waiting for them to move over, pants fell straight down to my ankles. Based on the waves of laughter, everyone saw it... lol.

[kotora]

Don't feel like writing out the whole story but it involves a sudden diarrhea attack on the way to a concert :/

[Shorty]

Pantsing at grocery stores

[Loony BoB]

"This never happened."

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

[Night Fury]

Oh god, most happen when I get drunk, which is why I'm quitting the old alchoholy devil for a while!

But one I can think of happened at work, I can be quite clumsy sometimes, and anyway one afternoon I was in the stockroom just pushing the trolley around to get some boxes in it, and I knocked the trolley so hard into the wall (I don't even know how) yet somehow I kept moving and I just like, fell in. I don't think anyone saw, but there are cameras in our stock room so.... >.<

[Shorty]

ahahaha what, you fell in xDD

we have to get our hands on that footage xD

[Night Fury]

Absolutely not.

[Formalhaut]

I do remember one time nearly choking to death in a cinema. Basically, I bought myself a big bag of malteasers because I love them, and during the film I was just nibbling away at them. Perhaps I was too overzealous with my eating, but a renegade malteaser decided to lodge itself in my throat. Despite not being able to breathe, I was in a quiet cinema, so I couldn't exactly call for help. I spent the next minute or so quietly trying to save myself, and eventually, and it did feel like forever, did get it out. Not quite sure if anyone noticed, or if the film was so engaging they didn't see some poor sap choking on a spherical chocolate ball of death.

[Shorty]

It is our of love for my own daughter that I need to acquire this tape and laugh at it to my heart's content.

[Formalhaut]

There's no need to get the tape Shorty; I can just imagine Locky just barrelling into the trolley bless!

[Shorty]

did you immediately pop up and do a sweep of the room to make sure no one saw

[Night Fury]

No I kind of struggled because I went in head first and my legs were sticking in the air, so I had to like force myself into a handstand and like.. plop out.



Very undignified.

Ahahahaha "Renegade Malteaser"

[Formalhaut]

I imagine it was something you'd see in a comedy sketch!