I do remember one time nearly choking to death in a cinema. Basically, I bought myself a big bag of malteasers because I love them, and during the film I was just nibbling away at them. Perhaps I was too overzealous with my eating, but a renegade malteaser decided to lodge itself in my throat. Despite not being able to breathe, I was in a quiet cinema, so I couldn't exactly call for help. I spent the next minute or so quietly trying to save myself, and eventually, and it did feel like forever, did get it out. Not quite sure if anyone noticed, or if the film was so engaging they didn't see some poor sap choking on a spherical chocolate ball of death.