haha. Oh god, if I told you all the stories where one of my nieces or nephews made me look an idiot I'd be here all night and weekend. Most recently I wasn't paying my youngest Niece Chloe enough attention, she's not quite 2 yet and so she decided rather than yell "Hey!" at me again (she can't say my name though she's called me "nom nom nom" before. I don't know why I'm tasty I just am) she decided to run at me and punch me with both her little fists right in the daddy sacks in front of a room full of people. I was in pain, I wanted to cry a 2 stone lump had sprinted as fast as she can at me and launched herself fist first in to my balls. For someone who manages to avoid being hurt in some pretty serious trout or reacting to pain in some pretty serious situations I was left gasping for air by a 2 year old.