I posted in another thread with this story so through the magic of paraphrasing I shall post it here again!

I was wearing a new pair of boots with thinner heels than I'm used too. I was walking and talking and got a bit distracted.


Basically, I started repeating in my head to myself "okay, now...right...left...check the floor...again, right...left...yeah, yeah, there you go sister!"


Then I thought "Oh wow, this floor is slippery!Oh shi...!". Rolled mental dices, 8, success - balance regained!...That lasted like one second, floor rolled dices too, critical success! Floor used 'COME DOWN ON MAH BELLEH!' attack and I awkwardly fell flat on my face.


In the middle of a supermarket....