Attn: Raistlin - good news - a thousand Raistlins are worth 1 Mini Egg!

[Slothy]

Do you have to pick a side. This is how wars begin can't we just have the best of both worlds.

The only good that ever came out of putting peanut butter in chocolate eggs is that it made it much easier to identify and kill my enemies come Easter.

[Shorty]

Guys, we shouldn't judge Neo for however he wants to put mini eggs to use. If he'd prefer to ram them up where the sun don't shine, that's his own private business and we shouldn't judge him for it.

[Jowy]

Look, Creme Eggs are better than both, but to claim some peanut butter trash is in the same league as Mini Eggs is ridiculous. Even if you do have bizarre and decidedly unyellow packaging for them.

CREME EGGS? REALLY?!

This thread is no longer meeting my eggspectations.

This immediately came to mind as another bad egg-related pun:

[Aulayna]

That is an eggscellent point.

[Shorty]

Look, Creme Eggs are better than both, but to claim some peanut butter trash is in the same league as Mini Eggs is ridiculous. Even if you do have bizarre and decidedly unyellow packaging for them.

CREME EGGS? REALLY?!

JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP he's on our side with mini eggs vs. reese's!

which is frankly all that I care about!

[Aulayna]

Okay okay this is getting ridiculous now.

Bitches, please:



/thread

[Jowy]

Okay okay this is getting ridiculous now.

Bitches, please:



/thread

us americans can't have nice things. :aimcry:

[Psychotic]

Look it goes like this

1. Creme Eggs
2. Mini Eggs
...
162: Cardboard
163: Whatever the smurf these peanut butter eggs are.

Those are the terms of my loyalty in this war, Mr. Jowy. Take it or leave it.

[Jowy]

Look it goes like this

1. Creme Eggs
2. Mini Eggs
...
162: Cardboard
163: Whatever the smurf these peanut butter eggs are.

Those are the terms of my loyalty in this war, Mr. Jowy. Take it or leave it.

You have yourself a deal, sir. If they put a little bit of caramel in the middle to simulate a yolk, those would probably the GOAT candy.

[NeoCracker]

Mini egg supporters:

Shorty - The self proclaimed leader (Claims others are supporters), knows not who she is sided with, nor what they do. Resorts to passive aggressive comments on opponents sexual desires.

Edit: Also known to resort to more direct attacks on hypothetical sexual preference in an attempt to discredit.

Jowy - Isn't even aware of the forms his proposed foe can take. Requires offerings to fight for Mini-Eggs, showing lack of loyalty to the Ideal.

Edit: Appears mentally incapable of properly eating a reese's egg. May explain contempt for them.

Edit2: Shows lack of knowledge in regards to his own snack of choice.

Vivi22 - When called on Shadow hiding, was quick to claim he operated differently. Either he is covering, or is to short sighted to see the claims of his proposed leader, Shorty.

Aulayna - Makes bad egg puns. Her first attempt at a defense of mini-eggs was 'nuh-uh, winter's great'.

Edit: Also attempts to wave off opponents attacks by pretending they don't matter.
Edit2: Denies previous remarks were made as a defence. Either poor attempt to cover, or flighty and partially un-aware of the situation she is in. Either way, determined as a non threat.

Edit3: Also claim o affiliation, yet goes after one side specifically.

I'm My Own Milf - Loyalty to Mini-Egg's feeble enough to turn on them because someone else likes them. Regardless, track record of horrible taste.

Psychotic - Non-Entity in terms of threat.

Yeah, for some reason I'm not to worried here.

[Shorty]

Neo puts mini eggs up his butt in support of Reese's eggs.

[Jowy]

Odin himself regularly accepted offerings in the form of sacrifice. Are you calling Odin a bitch? I face my enemies head-on with confidence knowing that I will emerge victorious!

[Aulayna]

Mini egg supporters:

Shorty - The self proclaimed leader (Claims others are supporters), knows not who she is sided with, nor what they do. Resorts to passive aggressive comments on opponents sexuality.

Jowy - Isn't even aware of the forms his proposed foe can take. Requires offerings to fight for Mini-Eggs, showing lack of loyalty to the Ideal.

Vivi22 - When called on Shadow hiding, was quick to claim he operated differently. Either he is covering, or is to short sighted to see the claims of his proposed leader, Shorty.

Aulayna - Makes bad egg puns. Her first attempt at a defense of mini-eggs was 'nuh-uh, winter's great'.

I'm My Own Milf - Loyalty to Mini-Egg's feeble enough to turn on them because someone else likes them. Regardless, track record of horrible taste.

Psychotic - Isn't even here out of loyalty to Mini-egg, but hatred of Reeses. His presence has already caused a wave within your ranks.


Yeah, for some reason I'm not to worried here.

Reese's Eggs Supporters

NeoCracker - tries too hard.

[NeoCracker]

Shorty's file has been updated accordingly.

As is Aulayna's.

[Psychotic]

Psychotic - Isn't even here out of loyalty to Mini-egg, but hatred of Reeses. His presence has already caused a wave within your ranks.

Would be true except for the fact that I genuinely love Mini Eggs. I just like their big brother a bit more. I've been to the Cadbury factory and saw the parrot. Did you even know there was a Mini Egg parrot? Of course you didn't, pleb. Do not question my loyalty again.