Attn: Raistlin - good news - a thousand Raistlins are worth 1 Mini Egg!

[NeoCracker]

Mini egg supporters:

Shorty - The self proclaimed leader (Claims others are supporters), knows not who she is sided with, nor what they do. Resorts to passive aggressive comments on opponents sexual desires.

Edit: Also known to resort to more direct attacks on hypothetical sexual preference in an attempt to discredit.

Jowy - Isn't even aware of the forms his proposed foe can take. Requires offerings to fight for Mini-Eggs, showing lack of loyalty to the Ideal.

Edit: Appears mentally incapable of properly eating a reese's egg. May explain contempt for them.

Edit2: Shows lack of knowledge in regards to his own snack of choice.

Vivi22 - When called on Shadow hiding, was quick to claim he operated differently. Either he is covering, or is to short sighted to see the claims of his proposed leader, Shorty.

Aulayna - Makes bad egg puns. Her first attempt at a defense of mini-eggs was 'nuh-uh, winter's great'.

Edit: Also attempts to wave off opponents attacks by pretending they don't matter.
Edit2: Denies previous remarks were made as a defence. Either poor attempt to cover, or flighty and partially un-aware of the situation she is in. Either way, determined as a non threat.

Edit3: Also claim o affiliation, yet goes after one side specifically.

I'm My Own Milf - Loyalty to Mini-Egg's feeble enough to turn on them because someone else likes them. Regardless, track record of horrible taste.

Psychotic - Non-Entity in terms of threat.

Yeah, for some reason I'm not to worried here.