Quote Originally Posted by Mini Eggs über alles View Post
The problem is you are letting them melt in the packaging. Don't blame them for your own negligence.
Let me break it down for you:

Unmelted Mini Eggs kick the trout out of Unmelted Reese Piss.
Melted Mini Eggs kick the trout out of Melted Reese Piss.

Where's the beef? I don't know, but I imagine chocolate covered beef would taste like ass yet would still be better than your poor excuse for confectionary.