Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
Story for you guys from when I was about five years old. I was at my cousin's house for some sort of family thing and someone asked my cousin, who was about my age, what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said "a cheerleader."

So they looked at me and said "and what do YOU want to be?"

And I said "A cardiologist."
"Doctor Pike! This patient has a heart condition, but we aren't sure what the cause is!"

"Take the heart out, blow in it, and put it back while holding the reset button."

"WHY DID WE HIRE YOU?!"