I'm not going to bold the things I've done because that's annoying. I'll just delete the ones I haven't done from the list.

Not that I remember most of this crap anyway
2. Forget that Roogle is still on staff.
3. Click into a thread just because you noticed that Cid was the last person to post in it.
6. Have an online voice conference with a group of EoFFers.
11. Post in a meet up thread saying that you are interested in coming but never actually bother to show up.
12. See someone in real life that looks just like an EoFFer...and secretly wonder if it's them.
13. Play an online game with other EoFFers.
15. Get kidnapped by Candle Ja
16. Register an account at another forum which is predominantly made up of EoFF members (eg. , God Hates Fraggles, OMGMyGame, Fool's Gold, Aiyon, ASC, BAotW, etc)
17. Hit refresh every 15 minutes when the server is down or forums are closed.
18. Hit refresh every 15 seconds when the Ciddie winners are being revealed.
20. Post in one of PG's spam threads before it gets closed.
22. See Raistlin in a bikini and regret it
23. Post pictures of your cat/dog/pet in the photo thread.
25. Have an admin abuse their powers and 'rape' your profile in one way or another (username, avatar, custom title, etc).
28. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
31. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
32. Get quoted in a quotes thread.
34. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
37. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
38. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
39. Get involved in a heated debate about food.
40. Miss Cid
43. Have a thing for Levian (regardless of your gender).
47. Have a birthday thread made for you.
50. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF.
52. Browse through the General Archive.
56. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
59. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
60. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
62. Have a visitor message conversation with Christmas.
67. Change your sig/av set to a MLP theme.
69. Leave forever and come back within three months four years, I think? Too lazy to check.
70. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
71. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
77. Max out your PM folder.
79. Get drunk and decide the best course of action is to make a thread on EoFF.
81. Get kicked from #eoff.
86. Entered an EoFF's Next Cid's Knight contest.
88. Suspected any weird happening in January or February to be an elaborate April Fools joke from the staff.
97. Made a second account.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

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