Ok....

1. Have EoFF on your LiveJournal, Facebook or Twitter friends page / interests page. (In the past not current)
2. Forget that Roogle is still on staff. You mean he is, I thought Roogle had sat still so long he'd kinda rotted in to the source code of the forum.
3. Click into a thread just because you noticed that Cid was the last person to post in it. On the odd occasion I'm crawling through archives yes.
4. Play a game of mafia and be on the winning side.
5. Play a game of mafia and be on the losing side.
6. Have an online voice conference with a group of EoFFers.
7. Have an online webcam chat with other EoFFers.
8. Mention something about how the forums used to be better and have the EoFF Golden Age picture posted in response.
9. Be featured in an online comic made by another EoFFer.
10. Meet up with other EoFFers.
11. Post in a meet up thread saying that you are interested in coming but never actually bother to show up.
12. See someone in real life that looks just like an EoFFer...and secretly wonder if it's them.
13. Play an online game with other EoFFers.
14. Be involved in the creation and addition of an EoFF smiley.
15. Get kidnapped by Candle Ja
16. Register an account at another forum which is predominantly made up of EoFF members (eg. , God Hates Fraggles, OMGMyGame, Fool's Gold, Aiyon, ASC, BAotW, etc)
17. Hit refresh every 15 minutes when the server is down or forums are closed.
18. Hit refresh every 15 seconds when the Ciddie winners are being revealed.
19. Play Dokal in the #eoff chatroom.
20. Post in one of PG's spam threads before it gets closed.
21. Successfully host an event. Until the dwarf fortress got marricked.
22. See Lez in a bikini (and regret it).
23. Post pictures of your cat/dog/pet in the photo thread.
24. Partake in a Triple Triad tournament. reminds me, I need to claim my cards hahaha
25. Have an admin abuse their powers and 'rape' your profile in one way or another (username, avatar, custom title, etc). Too many times to count, gotta love the rapefests, especially when they turn me in to Jiro.
26. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections. co-founded a couple too.
27. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections. see above.
28. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley. unfortunately the smiley I most often need which is simply a smurf off one doesn't exist, guess colbert has to do.
29. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
30. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition. <---- IDK too lazy to go hunting.
31. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
32. Get quoted in a quotes thread.
33. Win a Ciddie.
34. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF. Not sure if I count in this one since I got involved with the girl irl and she kinda followed me here for a while.
35. Make some kind of announcement about how you've been registered at EoFF for a certain number of years.
36. Have Bunny insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
37. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
38. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
39. Get involved in a heated debate about food.
40. Either… a) Miss Cid or b) Wonder who the hell this Cid guy is.
41. Contribute in some way to either the frontsite or the wiki. haven't done either in a while, though wiki abuse is always fun.
42. Make some kind of joke about how EoFF has nothing to do with Final Fantasy or act surprised that EoFF has a frontsite. Wait what? Front site, oh you mean that thing that Jiro fusses about that no-one ever reads?
43. Have a thing for Levian (regardless of your gender). I wouldn't call it a thing, but I wouldn't say he isn't a cute little munchkin either.
44. Get confused or annoyed by Peegee.
45. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
46. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
47. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
48. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
49. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
50. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF. they never stick around, apparently we're all too weird.
51. See a forum you never realised even existed. normally 2 mins after they appear.
52. Browse through the General Archive.
53. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page. that's right, I'm spying on you.
54. Stalk someone from EoFF. Only Paul, btw, open the smurfing door, it's cold out here.
55. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
56. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
57. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
58. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
59. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
60. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
61. Mistake someone for the other gender.
62. Have a visitor message conversation with Christmas.
63. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
64. Speculate on potential eoff couples.
65. Have o_O, Rantz or crono_logical help you in the Help Forum.
66. Have an idea/suggestion rejected in the Feedback Forum.
67. Change your sig/av set to a MLP theme.
68. Get annoyed by all of the MLP crap.
69. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). <--- kinda, I left due to personal reasons a few years back, I didn't return within 3 months though, I returned like 12 months later. And like war, eoff never changes.
70. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
71. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
72. Improve your grammar.
73. Suggest a Food forum, Study forum, larger avatars or anything else equally as useless.
74. Get involved with roleplaying on EoFF.
75. Have Adblock installed mainly because of EoFF advertisements.
76. Get hit on by NCG.
77. Max out your PM folder.
78. Get into a debate with Lez, The Man or MILF.
79. Get drunk and decide the best course of action is to make a thread on EoFF. Good job for me, I normally pass out halfway through typing up the post.
80. Get temporarily (or permanently!) banned. It's not so bad, bit like getting a free "I quit for good" Jiro moment.
81. Get kicked from #eoff.
82. Have used Fluffy Puff or Under the Sea for a longer period of time. <--- NO!
83. Sent or received real mail with a member.
84. Participated in an Eyes on Plays event.
85. Actually finished an Eyes on Plays within the given time limit.
86. Entered an EoFF's Next Cid's Knight contest. did better than a lot of people suspected until real life caught up with me.
87. Fell for an EoFF April fools prank. <---- No because they're all lame.
88. Suspected any weird happening in January or February to be an elaborate April Fools joke from the staff.
89. Nominated the next Cid's Knight for Most Likely To be the Next Cid's Knight, in the ciddies.
90. Spent time updating the EoFF Wiki. This is a double entry in the list.
91. Not realize that the Wiki no longer exists.
92. Watched Psychotic sweep all the ciddies you should've won every god damned time. And watched myself sweep the ciddies he should have been the winner on.
93. Had a question about/gotten stuck on a Final Fantasy game, searched google for the answer, and gotten the EoFF front page as a result.
94. Joined in on an EoFF fad.
95. Given a lock of your hair to Loony BoB, without questioning what he does with it. Not voluntarily. It was smurfing stolen from me!!!!
96. Not having read the FAQ yet, despite being registered since forever. Ignorance is bliss :P
97. Made a second account. haven't we all?
98. Made a second account that didn't get banned. it was a long time ago.
99. Considered buying EoFF. <--- hell no, so I can get told about how much I like poo 24/7 and pay for the privilege. smurf that.
100. Figured out who votes RSL for every category in the ciddies.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

There, few of them need clarification before you can count them out.