Giant Cockroaches

**Big Ogre Umaro** · 02-14-2002, 01:58 AM

Okay, let's pretend that you're a giant cockroach. If you found another giant cockroach that was a different color, like red or purple, would you fight it just for that reason? Or would you wait until you found something that you didn't like about that differently-colored giant cockroach, and fight it for that? Perhaps you would try to make friends with this giant cockroach just because it was a different color than you were?

What if this other giant cockroach that you met had a gun? How would you feel about that? Would you laugh because giant cockroaches don't have thumbs, and are therefore completely useless as marksmen? Or would you be afraid that this particular giant cockroach had found some secret cockroach way of firing a gun with any amount of accuracy? If the other giant cockroach was a different color than you, like red or purple, would that increase your fear that it could use the gun on you?

Most importantly of all, would you try to eat yourself if you were a giant cockroach, just to see if you tasted good?

**Citizen Bleys** · 02-14-2002, 02:00 AM

BOU, WHAT are you smoking?

**Kalen** · 02-14-2002, 02:08 AM

Man, Bleys, you said almost the same thing when I went on about demon baby fingurs *shakes head*

I'd try and make friends with the different colored giant cockroach. Then we'd go back to my place an--*gets killed by a gaint cockroach ninja dude*

**Big Ogre Umaro** · 02-14-2002, 02:09 AM

Bleys, I will kindly thank you not to spam up my thread. >=|

To stay ON topic, I think that I wouldn't eat myself if I were a giant cockroach, but you never know. I might like the taste of cockroach if I were one. Maybe I'd be a weird cockroach cannibal-type.

**Rinoabella** · 02-14-2002, 02:16 AM

I can't say I have thought about being a cockroach before...but one thing's for sure, I would NOT eat myself xD If I was curious to see what cockroaches taste like, I'd go and chew on another cockroach

**Citizen Bleys** · 02-14-2002, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by Big Ogre Umaro
Bleys, I will kindly thank you not to spam up my thread. >=|

You shouldn't thank somebody until they actually DO it.

In retrospect, it was probably not a good idea to eat a sticky bun while wearing a 3-piece suit.

**Sakura Yume** · 02-14-2002, 02:18 AM

I'd... run away. Cos I'd be the lil one most like and I'd get eaten by the other one... I would not choose to be a cannibal cockroach. Also: COAKROACHES ARE GROSS!!!!!!! I'm done now.

**Kalen** · 02-14-2002, 02:21 AM

Oh, I have a question, In the decision that I, a giant colored cockroach, were to eat myself, would I get to choose a topping of my choise to be spread about my body before taking the first bite? If so, then I choose chocolate.

**Snooky_G** · 02-14-2002, 02:22 AM

this thread seems to sound as if it's about racism but i'm probably just taking it too seriously and it's actually about roaches
anyway, i would fight once i find a reason, i would laugh at it with a gun because cockroaches aren't smart, and no, i would eat myself

**Jewels** · 02-14-2002, 02:24 AM

I would try and make friends with the coloured cockroach. I think they would be cool.

I wouldn't eat myself though.......

**m4tt** · 02-14-2002, 02:26 AM

I think BOU got lost. *moves this thread to ASC* Wait.. damn.

Sure, I'd eat myself, why not?

**mog42** · 02-14-2002, 02:28 AM

I wouldn't fight another cockroach for no reason, even if it was abnormally colored. However, if there was a limited amount of food available, competition would be necessary for survival.

**Big Ogre Umaro** · 02-14-2002, 02:36 AM

This thread is JUST about cockroaches. Anyone talking about racism should be SHOT.

Anyway, I also think that it is highly improbable for a cockroach to be able to fire a gun, but you never know. Can't be too careful.

And to Kalen: I suppose that you could spread yourself with any toping that you want. It would be at the extra expense of the toping, though, since obviously no one's going to give free chocolate to a giant cockroach.

**Kalen** · 02-14-2002, 02:48 AM

How do you know no one would give me free chocolate? Maybe I find a small child with a big heart that loves me, and we run and play together. We have fun and a heart warming movie is made about us and I become a holly wood giant colored cockroach and spend the rest of my life playing the amusing pet in a family TV show. Till finally I get my hands on some chocolate and eat myself! Mwahahah!

**Big Ogre Umaro** · 02-14-2002, 03:08 AM

I highly doubt that would happen, but if you can get it to work for you, then please do.

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