bacon is whack yo
lets talk about why bacon sux
smurf bacon
bacon is whack yo
lets talk about why bacon sux
Laddy, you have never been more wrong than you are right now.
Originally Posted by Fynn
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Picard was not what I thought I had in my clipboard but it's relevant enough so he can stay and grace us with his sculpture of a figure.
Anyway, Laddy, allow me the opportunity to let you repent for this crime:
http://rob.webstarcontent.netdna-cdn...BaconRules.jpg
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Is this one of those Twitter trends? #StuffNoOneSays
I like it. Don't care if the internet overplays yet another cool thing. Don't care of other people hate it. I just like to eat bacon. This is a simple thing to comprehend.
Bacon is food.
If bacon could suck, bacon would provide the best blowjob in the world. FACT.
I. Hate. Bacon.
Seriously. Bacon is objectively terrible.
Wow, Ice. I cannot imagine how that fits together.
Laddy, I'm not really a fan of bacon either. When it's crispy, it just seems crunchy and uncomfortable, tastes like smoke, and I say this as kindly as I can, but people who like the taste of smoke are idiots. I mean, smoke. SMOKE! Of course, I'm biased having survived an apartment fire when I was six, but still I would assume that smoke's toxicity would make it undesirable to everyone.
When bacon isn't "perfectly crisp" it's stringy or rubbery. In either case, it's always greasy and I've never been a fan of greasy foods. My mom makes fried rice with eggs and bacon drenched in onions, garlic, and soy sauce and it's awesome. Aside from that, I have no use for bacon. Maybe Canadian-style bacon.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I like bacon. I don't like how far they've taken bacon, with the stupid bacon syrup and the bacon milkshakes and the bacon doughnut sandwiches and the bacon flavored shower water. But some nice bacon for breakfast or on a cheeseburger, I am happy.
Oh I also make these little cracker snacks, its really easy. You cook bacon, put it on crackers, top with diced tomato and cheese, microwave for a minute. It's really yummy.
Bacon is never nice if it's crispy. It's just terrible. However, nicely cooked and sort of soft and delicious, bacon is heavenly
We are of course, also forgetting the wonder of Bacon joints, and yes, they are related because they both have the word bacon in it. Below is just a generic image of a bacon joint, with fairly decent serving suggestion. I'll forgive someone for not liking fried bacon because it's greasy, or fattening. Or whatever, so for that Laddy your absolved.. But you must like a bacon joint no?
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I may not eat bacon much anymore and always pass it to someone else eating with me... but bacon does not suck. In fact were it not for trying to keep my weight down, I would live in a bacon house to lick the walls.
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Pigs in Blankets (sausages wrapped in bacon). The food of the Gods!
Bacon is awesome, and Laddy and Vivi both fail as human beings who should be pitied. One cannot truly enjoy life without bacon.
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