Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
Hell, it will be in the 70's next week. I still think snow is a made-up legend from the people of the north...

Anyway, are any Australians still alive? I thought they were all killed by box jellyfish by now...
Jiro was swimming and a shark tried to attack him, but Jiro went SHORYUKEN and knocked his ass out of the water, drug it onto the shore, and raped the everloving trout out of him with a rock to make an example to all the other sharks. The jellyfish heard about this and decided abandon their planned invasion of his homeland.

A wise move, on their part.