Us Montanans are great at duping unsuspecting travelers into thinking that we're real bona fide cowboys. I remember being in school and all us kids would be sitting around swapping tales of that one time we went to Disneyland, met some California native or whatever, and proceeded to troll the hell out of them.

Things we would tell them included:

  • We all ranch buffalo instead of cows
  • We still ride horses and in fact last week was the first time we had ever been in a real car
  • We ride a horse into town and to the library in order to use the Internet
  • Natives still attack on a monthly basis or so
  • There are no real police, just vigilantes


And they would eat all of this up and believe every bit of it. It was great.