Let's Talk About Teddy Roosevelt

[Laddy]

Teddy Roosevelt killed a cougar with nothing but a knife.

Discuss.

[Sephex]

Teddy Roosevelt one had sex with a girl for money named Ross T. Tute. He was very drunk and drunkenly mispronounced her name Prostitute.

[Pheesh]

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[Pike]

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[Chris]

Was he the one who freed the slaves?

[Faris]

I like Teddy bears.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I just saw this on Tickld and thought it entirely appropriate.
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[qwertysaur]

My favorite part is when he got shot, delivered an hour long speech, then got medical attention.

[Madame Adequate]

Teedy Roosevelt was an imperialist American

[Formalhaut]

I saw this thread on the "latest post" preview thing when scanning the main index and all I saw was "Let's Talk About Teddy...", and I genuinely thought it was about Teddy Bears.

Always next time.

[Laddy]

Teedy Roosevelt was an imperialist American

Yes, he is. And he just annexed your ass.

[DMKA]

Teddy Roosevelt was the original Chuck Norris then?

[Laddy]

Uh no. Chuck Norris is a fool. Teddy Roosevelt is a god.

[Araciel]

I hear he dropped a shot of whiskey in his beer and called it macaroni.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I saw this thread on the "latest post" preview thing when scanning the main index and all I saw was "Let's Talk About Teddy...", and I genuinely thought it was about Teddy Bears.

Always next time.

The teddy bear was named after Roosevelt, does that count?