Would you rather...

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Have you been playing Earth Defence Force 2017 by any chance?

Never heard of it.

This thread is probably more suited to the Wonder Square so I've moved it for you. Carry on.

Much thanks, Noble Psychomaster.

Human survivor.

...or would you rather be a slug? (sorry, that "...or would you rather..." song from Lil Lulu is stuck in my head now.)

A slug? As in a machine gun slug? Or the crawly variety? I'm confused. I'd have to say I choose to eke out a meagre existence amongst my sluggish brethren, rather than be shot out of a gatling gun to an uncertain future in the body of my owner's enemy.

Would you rather mutate into a three-toed sloth that can only survive in direct sunlight, or a three-toed sloth that would be killed if it ever briefly evolved into a human after escaping its habitat of complete darkness?