...be the leader of an ant farm colony that's being killed off one by one (you're last) or the last surviving human in a world overtaken by giant man-eating ants?
Answer above poster, then post your own.
Would you rather...
...be the leader of an ant farm colony that's being killed off one by one (you're last) or the last surviving human in a world overtaken by giant man-eating ants?
Answer above poster, then post your own.
Have you been playing Earth Defence Force 2017 by any chance?
This thread is probably more suited to the Wonder Square so I've moved it for you. Carry on.
Human survivor.
...or would you rather be a slug? (sorry, that "...or would you rather..." song from Lil Lulu is stuck in my head now.)
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Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Never heard of it.Originally Posted by Heath
Much thanks, Noble Psychomaster.This thread is probably more suited to the Wonder Square so I've moved it for you. Carry on.
A slug? As in a machine gun slug? Or the crawly variety? I'm confused. I'd have to say I choose to eke out a meagre existence amongst my sluggish brethren, rather than be shot out of a gatling gun to an uncertain future in the body of my owner's enemy.
Would you rather mutate into a three-toed sloth that can only survive in direct sunlight, or a three-toed sloth that would be killed if it ever briefly evolved into a human after escaping its habitat of complete darkness?
I like darkness, so the second one.
Would you rather watch a movie without audio and subtitles, or listen to a movie without seeing what's happening? (inb4 "depends on the movie")
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Listen and not see. I do this anyways when I'm cleaning and stuff. Doesn't bother me. I don't think it'd be any different from an audiobook. You could just make pictures in your own head.
Would rather only get to eat food for the rest of your life and no drink, or drink for the rest of your life and no food? You can't die in this scenario, but you do feel hunger or thirst.
Watch a movie without audio and subtitles. That way I can make my own dialogues and make the movie interesting and/or funny!
EDIT: Damn you! I'd go eating, instead of drinking.
Would you rather have your tongue or your fingers cut off?
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
I would never watch a movie with no sound/subtitles. Well, maybe action movies. Those don't have to make sense. Oh and Alice in Wonderland with Ozzy's Darkside of the Moon.and smoke
I would drink rather than eat.
I recently found that my tongue is very useful, so I'd give up my fingers.
Would you rather cry silver slivers or pee diamonds? (bear in mind, these diamonds would form as would any kidney stone, which are painful... I know)
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Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Citrus tears. I don't think that would be that painful, and I don't cry that often anyways.
Would you rather only be able to read books, or only be able to watch television?
Read books.
would you rather see raistlinkini when you wake up every morning or be fondled by octomammon every night.
Definitely Octo.
Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, and be better off than you are, or would you rather be a pig?
By the way, that's freaking Sinatra, not "lil lulu"
EDIT: NVM, I'm a moron too. It's Bing Crosby originally. I have a Sinatra cover of it.
Pig orgasms last 30 minutes. Guess.
Would you rather be born without eyes or without hands?
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I would definitely want my hands. You can't masturbate with your eyes.
Would you rather killed by a depressed tiger or a pregnant hippo?
Without eyes. I already do a ton of stuff blindfolded anyways
And bubba: i would rather be killed by the tiger. A pregnant hippo is terrifying
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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