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    I have never been to or seen a prairie in my entire life. Is it everything every Western movie has ever claimed it was? It sounds so peaceful and American.

    Are the any real Cowboys left? Not talking about the Blake Shelton kind, ktxbai.

    Explain it to us non-Americans who remain clueless.




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    It's majestic for ten minutes.

    Then it gets boring.

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    Never been to one but I think 10 minutes sounds a bit much. Maybe 30 seconds.


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    Hmm... the last two posts... sounds like treason to me!



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    I don't think you'll find any real cowboys within these forums, Chris.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    There are no more real cowboys, cactus is the worst plant to ever exist and the west desert is generally terrible.

    Please explain to us Americans why you find that sort of setting peaceful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    It's majestic for ten minutes.

    Then it gets boring.
    Then you need to run from the country kids before they notice you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    There are no more real cowboys, cactus is the worst plant to ever exist and the west desert is generally terrible.

    Please explain to us Americans why you find that sort of setting peaceful.
    Cause Red Dead Redemption was amazing.

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    No.

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    Speaking of which, I would love to take a ride with a cowboy. So many bad puns, it's not even funny. :chuckle:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    There are no more real cowboys, cactus is the worst plant to ever exist and the west desert is generally terrible.

    Please explain to us Americans why you find that sort of setting peaceful.
    Cactus fruit is delicious and cactuars are adorable though.

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    I will concede that cactus fruit is good. I had pickly pear ice cream one time and it was smurfing amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    No.
    Seriously, it's actually really good. It could be that you're too high on incense to realise what was going on in the game. Also, your beloved peyote is found in cowboy country!

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    That's offensive. It's called Native American country, thank you.

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    If cowboys don't exist how come I saw one when I was in Bozeman?

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