EoFF Fight Club

[Bubba]

We don't want this to turn into another Shorty vs. Boobs pickle sauce wrestling match...

I think you'll find the majority disagreeing with you on this...

[Araciel]

pickle...sauce?

...I can't even ..

[Jinx]

pickle...sauce?

...I can't even ..

Exactly.

[Shorty]

I want to fight Jeffie for suggesting pickle sauce in the first place. I would win.

[Jinx]

I want to fight Jeffie for suggesting pickle sauce in the first place. I would win.

Two against one with this fight. Look out Prootz.

[Faris]

Sorry, not supposed to talk about it

But...you just did. By posting here.

I don't know what you mean

[chionos]

I want to fight Faris because she talked about Fight Club then lied about it. I would lose because she's a bad-ass pirate, but I feel obligated to give the challenge.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

Same thing.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I would fight myself because I'm my own worst enemy.

Looks like I win.

*Ponders intelligently while staring off into the distance*

[Laddy]

Boobs and I should have the cattiest cat fight ever. Oh yes, hair will be pulled.

[Tigmafuzz]

Boobs and I should have the cattiest cat fight ever. Oh yes, hair will be pulled.

I just want to watch Laddy fight absolutely anyone and then the loser has to drink pickle sauce/juice/whatever. Unless the winner likes pickle juice, in which case they will be rewarded with it. If the loser likes pickle juice but the winner doesn't, then I just don't know what to believe anymore.

[Laddy]

Goddamn pickle juice is smurfing disgusting. Pickles as a whole are awful and deserve to burn. Goddamn I hate pickles. UGH.

[Tigmafuzz]

Goddamn pickle juice is smurfing disgusting. Pickles as a whole are awful and deserve to burn. Goddamn I hate pickles. UGH.

You've broken my heart

[Pike]

Even non-food threads turn into food threads.

WELCOME TO EOFF

[Iceglow]

I'd fight Paul, purely for the lulz of it and so long as we took the fight away from any digital medium where he would sufficiently kick my ass and bag it for the hell of it (even in Minecraft the block headed bastard) then I forsee myself winning.