So This Guy Named Michael Is on This Show Called Survivor...

[Laddy]

Survivor Cast: Michael

Is it me?

[Faris]

If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why?
1) Knitting needles and skeins of yarn. 2) Cribbage. 3) Journal

If that's you, why isn't a corgi listed

[Laddy]

It's not me; it's a joke.

[Madame Adequate]

Why isn't it you?

[Laddy]

I'm stay up at night asking the same question.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Are you a big fan of knitting needles?

[Shlup]

I dunno, Michael is a pretty rare name. I think it must be you. He's got your hair.

[Faris]

It's not me; it's a joke.

You mean that you're not a 44 year old bald man who likes cribbage? Mind. Blown.

[Psychotic]

It's me. I'm Michael. I've wanted to be on Survivor for all of five minutes. Heck, I'd never even heard of it until I saw Laddy saying he'd apply and I thought I'd give it a go. Quite lucky, eh?

[Shorty]

what the hell, man, I came into this thread to get all excited for you