I miss the early 2000s

[Jowy]

I can't possibly be the only person who had people on their AIM list just to see what they came up with for away messages.

I had the worst smurfing AIM away messages. Michelle Branch lyrics and crap. Nothing to do with actually being away, just horrible, horrible lyrics.

At least you acknowledge it. Mine was usually "ragnarok online" a good 90% of the time.