Another FFVII Parody Song

[Jinx]

Rez Me, Maybe

On the streets for a sell
You bought a a flower, you're swell
Through my church roof you fell
Said you're a Jack-of-all-Trades
Threw a barrel, you missed
This Tifa girl is a bitch
Shrinra got me anyways

Your stare was holdin'
Weird, mako eyes were glowin'
Hot night, bombs were blowin'
Are you in SOLDIER, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's a flower,
So rez me, maybe?
It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's a flower,
So rez me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's a flower,
So rez, me, maybe?
And all the other Turks,
Try to chase me,
But here's a flower,
So rez me, maybe?

Then we traveled around
The Temple of the Ancients was found
Black Materia safe-and-sound
Until you gave it away
Leveled up on Mideel
Cait Sith's foresight can't be real
I didn't know I would feel
A masumune's steel, that would be the kill

Your stare was holdin',
Weird mako eyes were glowin'
Hot tears, down your face were rollin'
Lifestream's where I'm goin', baby

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's materia
So Phoenix Down me, maybe?
It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my Holy
So rez me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy
But here's materia,
So Phoenix Down me, maybe?
And Sephiorth,
He tries to chase me
But here's my Holy
So rez me, maybe?

Before you came into my life I was a slum girl, I was a slum girl, I was a slum, slum girl
After you came into my life I was a dumb girl, I was a dumb girl, I was a dumb, dumb girl

It's hard to look at your mako eyes, baby
But here's a flower
So rez me, maybe?
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But here's a flower,
So rez me, maybe?

And all the Shinra, try to chase me
But here's my Holy
So rez me, maybe?

Before you came into my life, I was a live girl, I was a live girl, I was a live, live girl
After you came into my life I was a dead girl, I wish you were Zack
So rez me, maybe?

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

This is glorious so you should vocaroo yourself singing this otherwise I will WEEP tears of immense sadness.

And then Krissy can find a way to mix it with more sounds or whatever so I can have another EoFF song for my iPod on the go.

10/10 will read again etc etc

Looking forward to the singing that comes from this. Including myself in the shower.

[Sephex]

With this parody as well as the one I wrote, we are that much closer to the FFVII album!

[Loony BoB]

This is all pretty much dead on.

[Shorty]

ahahaha I love it! Clever lyrics!

[Laddy]

I will so Vocaroo this. Gimme a bit.

[Jinx]

I will so Vocaroo this. Gimme a bit.

I was already planning on doing that soon.

[Raistlin]

I heartily approve and demand an immediate recording of this song.

[Laddy]

I will so Vocaroo this. Gimme a bit.

I was already planning on doing that soon.

Duet?

[Bubba]

This is pretty damn special! I demand this be vocalised as soon as possible!

I have never heard the word "rez" before... though I can take an educated guess at it's meaning

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Still waiting for the music to soothe my ears

With this parody as well as the one I wrote, we are that much closer to the FFVII album!

Not only that, but I think people could write songs for all the different Final Fantasy games. I have a song in mind for FF VIII, actually

[chionos]

Hot damn, that's good stuff, TeesBees

[Sephex]

Still waiting for the music to soothe my ears

With this parody as well as the one I wrote, we are that much closer to the FFVII album!

Not only that, but I think people could write songs for all the different Final Fantasy games. I have a song in mind for FF VIII, actually

If I knew Korean, I suppose I would write "SOLDIER Style."

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Maybe it's alright to not know the original words as long as the new lyrics fit the beat?

[DrAssenov]

If I knew Korean, I suppose I would write "SOLDIER Style."

Great parody!! Can't wait to hear it vocalized

I believe the lyrics are about a certain region of Seoul called "Gangnam," which is a very affluent area, and the lifestyle there.

Write Soldier style! What's it like to be a BAMF working for Shinra?!

*excited to hear this parody as well*