Pycelle? No, BoB has to be Pycelle. He's the one all about rules and decorum.
I don't really act like Jaime, but if Shlup is Cersei, that is the obvious choice for me. Especially based off of that quote I showed you...
Not nearly as much as Ned Stark, and the rules I work with are all about the fairness and honesty, not wankery ones involving lies and control. Notably, Ned is all about himself following the rules, which I like to think fits me pretty well (and Pycelle clearly doesn't fit that at all).
You're Pycelle because you always go on about how old you are in EoFF terms and have been around since the beginning, but also because like Pycelle you just can't stop wanting to trick people. You also seem to have sources of knowledge that nobody knows about...
You're way too far from Jaime to be considered. Cersei actually likes Jaime. >=P In fact, you could be that one pirate dude that went on about wanting to have sex with the Queen. Or perhaps be Sansa, since Cersei clearly has a dislike for her. xD If we go by your long-time Raistlin avatar, though, it's all about the old man, so yeah.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
"I'm Gandalf!!" "No, I'm Gandalf! You're Gollum!!"
Psh, like I would want to be Gandalf. Faramir or Glorfindel, now you're talkin'. Éomer is pretty cool, too.
EDIT: Raistlin is Saruman.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
So far I'm not past the second page of this thread and I'm highly offended. First I am named as Janos Slynt a man of no courage or honour two aspects I do have thank you very much. As if that isn't insulting enough I'm then named as Theon Greyjoy by Psychotic who if anyone has read the books knows is as much of an insult as it gets (face it I wouldn't have backstabbed a very good friend like that we all know how I am when it comes to my friendships) Then I've seen my name connected to Shagga Son of Dolf well smurf you two whoever that was, I'm not even going to attempt a reasonable answer to this suggestion. Did my eyes deceive me or did someone connect my name to that of Samwell Tarly, in which case sorry but not nearly as cuckolded or fat enough to be that role, let alone going down the courage path again.
Those of you who have only watched the TV series won't have met the character I am most like yet as he doesn't crop up until A Dance With Dragons as an actual character. Though there are a couple of characters which offend me less and also fit me more than the ones mentioned by you lot these being Davos Seaworth and Jorah Mormont. Though there is an equally valid argument for making me Renly Baratheon because of my love for Paul, though that makes him Loras Tyrell and he's not that pretty.
You should be happy that you were named at all.
gtfo of here with your lotr talk