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    Default White House: Death Star plans are "not on the horizon".

    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Not really. If there is a Death Star to be built, the USA is the last nation on Earth that should have it. Well, apart from Tonga. smurf Tonga.

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    Maybe just a small moon instead?


    there was a picture here

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    Not on the horizon could also mean it is already in progress. :vader:

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    IT'S A COVER UP THAT THERE MUSLIM WANT US TO CONVERT TO ALLAHISM OR SOMETHIN I TELL YOU WHAT

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    Who's Darth Vader in this scenario?

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    Republicans.

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    the Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -



    A canadian to keep the peace between america and, russia, huh?




    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    Who's Darth Vader in this scenario?



    Whichever terrorist group US funds . Obama bin laden



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    going by the articles I read today at work, if you were going to build a death star in space, it might be more beneficial to make it inflatable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flaming Ice View Post
    Obama bin laden
    too soon, man

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    I'm pretty sure every single FB friend of mine linked to this story when it first broke.

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    Nothing's too soon. The Mayan calendar predicted the end of an era. The era of ignorance is slowly ending and more people are beginning to see through the cracks in the veil draped upon us by a troutty government in cahoots with assholes worldwide. The people who don't want to see it are those who don't want extra complication making life more stressful. We are the world, but we don't act like it. Advertisements protest daily against polution, but we still have thousands of factories that pollute daily so they can produce something as useless as a new keg of beer or a slightly newer car. We advocate recycling but "disposable" materials are still being produced everyday. It's about the green. Prices go up exponentially which has nothing to do with economic balance. Where's all our money going? I've said it before, OCCUPY may have been disorganize and lacked a real goal, but at least they were out there, at least they were doing something. The rest of us sit and complain about an average day.


    And yes, I fully believe our government is building a "death star" if by that you mean constructing a massive rail gun installation on the face of our moon.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I am not seeing any linear relation to anything mentioned in your first paragraph that has to do with building a death star.

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    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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