I had the freaking weirdest night out. Ever.

Went to a friend's place, and it wasn't even past eight, and she was already wasted. Mona, wtf is wrong with you? I "lost" hear some time during the night.

So, my friends dragged me along to some underground Heavy Metal concert, and within five minutes, some guy asked me if I preferred a sniff or a shot? Wtf is wrong with people. The band was terrible, and of course everything ended with a fight.

So, moving along...

Went out to a gay bar, and wound up in a the middle of Drag Queen contest. WTF? These dudes were all at least 6'2" and I was constantly... erm, given "offers". You do not want to know what these offers were. Ended up drinking (which I NEVER do), and ended up in some guys bed, where I had to sneak out before his wife came home.

I can't believe how my night turned out.

Please make me feel better, and tell me your weirdest night out?