I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYYYYYYYEEEEEEEES

[Aulayna]

'CAUSE

YOU'RE MIIIIII-IIIII-IIIINE

BABY YOUR MY FAVOURITE WASTE OF TIME

MIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIII-III-III-IIINEEE

BABY YOUR MY FAVOURITE WASTE OF TIME

[chionos]

I'll make love to youuu
Like you want me tooo


I would do ANNNYTHING for love
but I won't do that
cause anal is icky

[Old Manus]

I make her do things like nothing before
And when I'm done, she'll always be sore
A double team with a friend of mine
Luke's in front and I'm behind

~ Fresh Kid Ice

[Araciel]

SO NOW I

COOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMME TO YOU

WITH OOOOOOOOOOOOOPEN AAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAMS

Journey - Open Arms - YouTube

[Laddy]

This is further evidence that the 80's were absolutely ridiculous.

[krissy]

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

[Shorty]

everything III do, I do it for yoooou

[Araciel]

This is further evidence that the 80's were absolutely ridiculously awesome.

I fixed it!

[Chris]

You people act as if these were terrible songs.

"I have nooooooooooooothing!"

[Madame Adequate]

This is further evidence that the 80's were absolutely ridiculous.

I know, isn't it just the best?

[Wolf Kanno]

You know our love was meant to beeeeee
the kind of love that last forever,
and I want you here with meeeeee
from tonight until the end of time!

You shouuuuld knoooow
Everywhere I go
Always on my mind,
in my heart
in my sooooul
Baby!

You're the meaning in my life,
you're the Inspiraaaaatiiion
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration!

I want have you near me!
I want to have you hear me say it
No one needs you more than I need you!!!

Seriously, know one has anything on Chicago when it comes to cheesy good love ballads.

[Forsaken Lover]

96% of Boy Band songs would fit here but it seems we're going with quality cheese.

In the middle of the night
In the middle of the night I call your name
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yooooooooooooooookooooooooooo
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yooooooooooooookooooooo
My love will turn you on

[Loony BoB]

[Pike]

I just remembered a great one:

AAAAAALLLWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OH LOVE

[NeoCracker]

You know our love was meant to beeeeee
the kind of love that last forever,
and I want you here with meeeeee
from tonight until the end of time!

You shouuuuld knoooow
Everywhere I go
Always on my mind,
in my heart
in my sooooul
Baby!

You're the meaning in my life,
you're the Inspiraaaaatiiion
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration!

I want have you near me!
I want to have you hear me say it
No one needs you more than I need you!!!

Seriously, know one has anything on Chicago when it comes to cheesy good love ballads.

Except for the fact none of their songs were good.