View Poll Results: Marmite - Love or Hate?

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    1,534 99.03%
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    Nom nom nom Marmite: Love or Hate?

    It's another food thread! This one is very simple.



    Love or Hate

    You decide. And to tide you over, here's a generic image of a child behaving badly:







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    Pass. ._.

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    I don't think I have ever even seen this.

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    You kids on the other side of the Atlantic and your silly foods.



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    Marmite is great. I had an ex who had it with breakfast every day and I've since become a bit of an addict.

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    Is this like that Vegemite stuff? Aussie cuisine is abnormal.




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    Used to love it on toast as a kid. Granted I haven't had it since then either as it's not exactly top of the shopping list material!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I don't think I have ever even seen this.
    This thread isn't for Americans, Pike.

    QUICKLY EVACUATE THE AREA

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    Americans are so lucky. They don't run the risk of coming across this industrial sludge.

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    You know why the Ohio River caught fire in the 70s? Because someone took some Marmite over there and scooped it out into the river.

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    Of the 19 perpetrators of 9/11, 17 were confirmed fans of Marmite.

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    It doesn't look great, I'll say that. Yeast... spread? That sounds terrible.

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    Other lovers of Marmite include Iosef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, General Franco, Benito Mussolini, Professor Salazar, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden (Interesting fact, all senior members of Al Qaeda must profess humility and devotion towards Marmite), and Robert Mugabe.

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    Marmite is manufactured by taking industrial waste, mixing it with the parts of a rat considered unsuitable for going into a hot dog, a single cow patty, and mixing it in a cauldron for three hours at a high temperature.

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    Before they ate Marmite, Bethesda made Morrowind. After trying Marmite, Bethesda made Oblivion.

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