Milfie, you should stop drinking anymore tongiht.
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Milfie, you should stop drinking anymore tongiht.
No, be quiet, let him continue! I'm very interested in the atrocities of marmite.
Pope Leo XIII issued an encyclical condemning Marmite as "An Abomination unto the Lord" and calling for all true Christians, regardless of denomination, to put aside any schismatic or doctrinal differences and work together to destroy Marmite, and to invite anyone of other faiths to join in this holy mission.
Whilst penning the Geneva Conventions, there was much scoffing over the need to include the use of Marmite as a crime against humanity or a war crime. "Surely", said S.K.u.K.H. Otto I von Habsburg, "Not even the most ignorant savage of Africa nor the most cruel bureaucrat of China would be so inhuman and deranged as to force the consumption of that unmentionable substance upon another."
He was sadly proven wrong when one of the foods offered to captured R.A.F. pilots in WW2 was Marmite. Several chose suicide instead.
"Marmite would end if the dead could return." - Stanley Baldwin
NASA considered using Marmite as a new form of paint-on ablative heat shielding for shuttle re-entry, but computer simulations suggested that the Marmite burnt off in the course of descent would spread a poisonous cloud over hundreds of square miles.
Putting Marmite in a videogame results in an instant AO rating from the ESRB.
When the Titanic sank, she was known to be carrying a crate containing jars of Marmite.
Certain isolated tribes consider Marmite to be associated with a malevolent God. Some consider it parts of the God itself, some the God's leavings or blood, but all agree that various rites and even sacrifices must be made to hold the evil thing at bay. If the god were allowed to fully form the world would be destroyed.
I don't know what is.
MILF, please refrain from double or quadruple posting, thank you. You've been here long enough to know the rules.
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Marmite causes a monumental breakdown in staff protocol.
The object of the CERN experiements at the LHC are primarily devoted to discovering a way to permanently and totally annihilate Marmite.
SETI has picked up transmissions which, after extensive decoding and analysis, strongly imply that Earth is under a galaxywide alien quarantine until such time as Marmite is eradicated.
Loony BoB likes Marmite.