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The Zodiac Killer was actually overshadowed by an even more deranged murderer in the state of California - the Marmite Killer. Over the course of seventeen years MK murdered 13 known victims. He left their corpses laid out as though on a crucifix, with dots of Marmite placed on the palms and feet to represent Christ's stigmata.
Wait, you say this AFTER I order a jar? All that other stuff just made me interested, but this...Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
The signatories of the world's various Antarctic Treaties have all agreed to never take the substance to the frozen continent. To date this is known to have been adhered to scrupulously by all parties.
In the early 20th century Marmite was commonly used as an ad-hoc adhesive substance to patch up holes in damaged airframes and ships. Though it saw some commendable service in this role during WW1, the years following saw escalating rates of cancer, schizophrenia, and cardiac arrest amongst both air crews and the Navy.
I have never tried Marmite, and I consider its lack one of the US's best aspects.
The governments of the USA, UK, Canada, New Zealand, Australia, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, the Russian Federation, the People's Republic of China, and Japan maintain a top secret facility known only by the codename 'MYRMIDON'. It contains a number of ICBMs loaded not with nuclear payloads but Marmite. The only event in which they may be deployed, under any circumstances, and with the unanimous consent of all member countries, is in the event of a Lovecraftian horror breaking through into our reality.
If forced to choose between allowing Marmite into the US and abolishing the First Amendment, 98% of Americans chose to do away with that historic and vital document.
'nuff said, really.
Marmite is one of the key ingredients of Wildfire.
87% of all people who have tried Marmite have developed superpowers. The remaining 13% only benefitted from minor increases in strength, stamina, and sexual potency.
Recent studies have shown that a lack of Marmite causes stupidity in lab rats and Northern Irishmen.
When used as a lubricant, Marmite increases an engine's power by 306%, and makes anal sex considerably more enjoyable.
Elvis used Marmite in his hair, hence its gloss and splendour.
Dunmer are known to be Bosmer covered in Marmite.
You're terrible at this Arthur. Just... stop. I'm embarrassed for you.
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