Best Fast Food

[Shorty]

JOWY I AM CALLING YOU OUT.

terrible fries, great burger

The fries are amazing! Maybe you're confused because the fries actually taste like real potatoes. You know, hand cut right in front of you! Also, you can order the fries however you want. Well done if you like them extra crispy, or light if you don't. I personally think the regular fries are freakin' addicting. And protip: If you ask for the fries without salt, you'll get a fresh batch made just for you. Then you can add on salt after the fact.

Also, also. If they see you have a dog in the car, they'll actually sell you grilled meat patties just for your pup.

I didn't get grilled patties but I did get a treat for my dog once.

Cannot go wrong with In and Out. Jowy is just a hater.

[Madame Adequate]

Also, the KFC restaurants here are kind of trashy, although maybe it's just the ones I've been to. They need to learn how to hire a decent cleaning crew.

All of the KFCs I have been to are clean and well-kept.

Ya'll need to come to BROzeman, Montana, where everything is fantastic, including the fast food.

You don't have In N Out or Five guys though.

We don't need that when we have the best breakfast place in the world, as well as the best soda shop.

Yeah this is true, Main Street Overeasy + dat candy store = yep, best place in the world.

[Pheesh]

In n' Out has no Cajun seasoning, therefore five guys is better; end of story, say no more on the matter. Also I can't get mushrooms or hot sauce on an In n' Out burger, so it should really just give up. And to add insult to injury, there were plenty of Five Guys on the west coast, I didn't see any In n' Outs on the east.

[Shorty]

Your cajun seasoning is flanked, flayed and rendered useless by animal style.

In n Outs are a special west thing because the east sucks.

[Pheesh]

You've never even been to the east! Also, even you said that Five Guys was amazing, Cobb, so just go away!

[Jowy]

I'm sure if I consumed condiments, I'd have a different opinion on the matter. But that sauce is vile looking.

Also, agreeing with Phil here. Five Guys is straight amazing, the north-eastern US is pretty awesome, and most importantly, Sarah is wrong.

[Shorty]

I said it was good. Doesn't mean it's better than In n Out.

[Pheesh]

You said it was amazing with your eyes, I saw the pure joy that flooded through you when you first tried the burger. You probably go back all the damn time.

And if not that's okay because you like Quiznos and Five Guys doesn't need those types anyway.

[Raistlin]

Chipotle, Five Guys, Chik-fil-A, Wendy's. In that order.

where the heck do you guys live, Wendy's is the only one of these I've heard of

How have you not even heard of those places? xD There was a ton of controversy about Chik-fil-A last year because the corporation gives money to anti-gay rights causes.

Also Chipotle is ok, but overrated.

[Pheesh]

Also Chipotle is ok, but overrated.

Yep, definitely this. I didn't see what all the fuss was about.

[Bunny]

For those who do not understand why some people dislike or avoid going to KFC, I present the following picture, as well as a personal anecdote:

(SPOILER)Picture: http://i.imgur.com/6CmGXTK.jpg
Anecdote: When I was in 9th grade, my family and some family friends stopped at a KFC during a short road trip. We ordered our food and, upon biting into it, were met with completely raw chicken. I'm not entirely too sure how this happened since it was fairly crispy on the outside, but the entire inside was completely and utterly raw. This is one of the reasons I do not go to KFC, as well as my dislike of fried chicken in general (partially stemming from this experience).

There is a place in my city called Matador. I have explained this in a previous thread, but it is essentially Chipotle on steroids. The food is delicious, as well as completely local, and the prices are on par with Chipotle and Qdoba, despite the portions being much larger. They have a wider selection and they serve beer, which is a selling point even if I don't drink beer. It's perhaps the greatest fast food place I have ever been to for burritos, tacos, or quesadillas.

For burgers, In-n-Out is the king, with Five Guys serving as the prince. The rest of them are court jesters, with McDonald's and Burger King being that dude who cleaned out the troutter.

[Miriel]

In n' Out has no Cajun seasoning, therefore five guys is better; end of story, say no more on the matter. Also I can't get mushrooms or hot sauce on an In n' Out burger, so it should really just give up. And to add insult to injury, there were plenty of Five Guys on the west coast, I didn't see any In n' Outs on the east.

In-n-out doesn't freeze any of their products, and their beef is ground freshly and delivered everyday. Which means that any location has to be within driving distance from their food centers which are mostly in CA.

In-n-out might not have a ton of topping options but it costs only $2 for a cheeseburger with quality ingredients and that's delicious. Cannot be beat!!

[Madame Adequate]

Surely the absence of cajun seasoning would mean that In n' Out is better? Because, you know, they're not wasting anyone's time or their store space or money with seasoning that doesn't belong on their food?

[NorthernChaosGod]

In N Out beats out Five Guys for the meal; only burger to burger will I give it to Five Guys. In N Out is cheaper though. :P

[blackmage_nuke]

Hungry Jacks is the only large franchise where a burger was actually larger than I expected. They also taste better and has free refills.