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    Default i seriously love deers



    Let's talk about deers! So adorable and delicious!

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    The plural of deer is deer.

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    I know, but wouldn't fit theme.



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    Where i used to live deer were everywhere
    Theyd cut me off on hikes, theyd come into my yard... I saw them so much i reacted to them with as much surprise as say a squirrel.

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    WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!

    A deer crept up on me in my backyard once when I was unloading my car from a stay out of town. I turned around, screamed like a girl, and dropped my duffel bag. Then it ran off into the woods. They taste great too.

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    I like deers too, their like the majestic leaders of the forest. At least, that's what I'm getting from the first picture Reno posted.



    Just look at it. You can tell s**t is about to go down when you see them approaching you.


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    Yeah, venison meat is pretty smurfing amazing.

    Many people I know have had several pretty tight run-ins with deer while driving. I'm fortunate enough to have only had one time when I nearly hit one as it came smurfing bounding out in front of my car. My immediate reaction was to turn the wheel to swerve and then I remembered what I'd been told to just smurfing hit the thing and be done with it. It got out of the road at the last second, thankfully. I cursed at it afterward.

    Deer are pretty cute, though.

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    I really want to eat a deer sometime. I'd also like to actually kill the deer I eat. Preferably not by hitting it with the car though.

    There's actually quite a few deer that live nearby at various times during the year. I was walking to the bus stop one morning in the fall and they were all just standing in a small empty lot that I walk through, with one of them waiting to cross the path I was using while the others stood on the other side waiting for it to cross. None of them seemed to know what to do with a human coming so me and the deer waiting to cross just eyed each other as I kept walking. I think he knew who was boss. Weird thing was the woods were a good distance away from here, so they were just wandering around some subdivisions basically.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    My immediate reaction was to turn the wheel to swerve and then I remembered what I'd been told to just smurfing hit the thing and be done with it.
    Good advice for when a deer (or anything smaller really) runs in front of you. Never try it in Moose country though.

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    My uncle killed the first deer I ever ate. He hung it from our smurfing carport by it's smurfing antlers. As a small child, I can tell you that it was horrifying.

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    I thought I was pretty much alone here regarding my love for venison. Alongside wild boar, venison is such delicious meat. I could eat it every day.



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    smurfING JAVELINAS ABSOLUTELY NOT

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    There are deers around, so I usually come across a few while driving around. I once caught a glimpse of a deer that crossed the street, and there was some person trying to help it get back into the woods, since the woods were on the other side of the road.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I fed one a strawberry once. It was adorable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    their like the majestic leaders of the forest.


    nothing can stop a bear.

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    deer are the stupidest animals to ever live

    it always amuses me when i'm with someone who isn't from the country like me and we see a deer and they're like "OHEMGEE LOOK AT THE DEER!!!!!". because i see about 12 deer per day. and they're all smurfing idiots.

    kinda cute tho

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