What is your job?

[Sephiroth]

FBI: Female Body Inspector

[Tigmafuzz]

Whatever the hell I feel like on any given day.

[Del Murder]

I'm an actuary, which means I do math for a living. I'm also a manager of a bunch of other actuaries.

[Shiny]

I make MTV slightly more bearable.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Part-time deli clerk at a local, family-owned, small-but-growing-chain grocery store. I slice meats and cheeses, make party trays, cook rotisserie chickens, fry chicken, and prepare large quantities of coleslaw and "world famous chop salad." Then I go home and my job is full-time mommy and wife. I change poopy diapers, deal with always having something attached to my boobs, housework when I find the time...and honestly, I love all of the above <3

[Bubba]

I have two jobs. I work in HR for Sainsbury's looking after all the bigwigs... I also teach guitar in schools to 11-16 year olds.

Anyone want any lessons?